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Bulls of Laughter: 30 Hilarious Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone!
Why did the bull bring a pencil to the pasture? He wanted to draw some moosic!
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What do you call a bull that's sleepy? A bull-dozer!
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Why did the bull rush to the store? He heard they were having a "bull-sale"!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a bull? Frost-bite!
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Why did the bull get a ticket? He was caught "moo-ving" violations!
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What do you call a bull who's a detective? Sherlock Moos!
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How does a bull get ready for bed? He turns on the "bull-dozing" machine!
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Why did the bull go to school? To beef up his knowledge!
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What's a bull's favorite subject? Bully-nomics!
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Why did the bullfighter bring a suitcase to the ring? He wanted to pack a "bull-travel"!
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What do you get when you cross a bull with a bee? A hum-bull!
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Why don't bulls make good employees? They're always bull-dozing around!
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What did the bull say to the matador? "You're really starting to get my horns!"
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How does a bull keep track of its appointments? It uses a bull-etin board!
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Why did the bull get glasses? He couldn't see through all the bull-dust!
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What do you call a bull who's lost his temper? A bull-terrier!
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Why did the bull apologize? He realized he was in the wrong "bull-pen"!
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What do you call a bull that likes to dance? A bull-room dancer!
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Why was the bull so good at math? He had a lot of "bull-calculus"!
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How do bulls stay cool during the summer? They find a shady spot and take a "moo-siesta"!
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Why did the bull get a new phone? His old one was full of bull-et notifications!
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What do you call a bull that's an expert in philosophy? A philo-sopher!
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Why was the bull so good at baseball? He had a mean "bull-pen"!
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What's a bull's favorite type of music? Moo-sic with a lot of horns!
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Why don't bulls ever get lost? They always know their way around the "bull-ring"!
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Why did the bull cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
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What do you call a bull who tells jokes? A laugh-a-bull!
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Why did the bull go to the doctor? He had a bad case of "bull-itis"!
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What did the bull say to the cow during a romantic dinner? "You're udder-ly moo-tiful!"
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How does a bull write a love letter? With lots of "bull-penmanship"!
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