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Purr-fectly Hilarious: 50 Side-Splitting Cat Jokes to Brighten Your Day!
Here are some cat jokes for you:
1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a pile of kittens?
A meow-tain!
3. Why did the cat sit on the keyboard?
Because it wanted to leave its paw prints all over the internet!
4. How does a cat end a fight?
With a hiss and a kiss!
5. What do you call a cat who wears makeup?
Glam-purr!
6. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
Because it wanted to be a first-aid kit-ty!
7. How do cats end a game of hide and seek?
They say, "Meow or never!"
8. What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
A strike-paw-s!
9. Why did the cat bring a ladder?
To take a cat-nap on the highest shelf!
10. What do you call a cat who plays the guitar?
A rock-star!
11. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
12. What's a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!
13. How does a cat like its eggs?
Purr-fectly scrambled!
14. Why was the cat sitting on the power outlet?
It wanted to keep its paws charged!
15. What do you call a cat who loves water?
A purr-cupine!
16. Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a purr-geon!
17. How do you know when a cat is agitated?
It's fur standing on end!
18. What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
Hisstory!
19. What did the cat say when it got a job at the salon?
I'm feline fabulous!
20. What do you call a cat who's a poet?
Edgar Allan Purr!
21. Why did the cat wear a tie?
Because it was feline formal!
22. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?
A strike-purr!
23. Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
24. What's a cat's favorite type of music?
Meow-sic!
25. Why did the cat go to school?
To get its purr-diploma!
26. What do you call a cat who loves to fish?
A purr-fisherman!
27. Why did the cat go to therapy?
It had too many purr-sonality issues!
28. What do you call a cat who loves to dance?
A paw-ty animal!
29. Why did the cat bring a map?
Because it wanted to find its way around the house!
30. What do you call a cat who loves to play cards?
A gambler!
31. Why did the cat go to Mars?
To find some space mice!
32. What's a cat's favorite dessert?
Mice cream!
33. Why did the cat get a phone?
To call its purr-ents!
34. What's a cat's favorite movie?
The Purr-ate of the Caribbean!
35. Why did the cat climb the tree?
To catch a bird's-eye view!
36. What do you call a cat who's a detective?
Sherlock Meow!
37. Why did the cat bring a ladder to the bar?
It heard the drinks were on the house!
38. What's a cat's favorite game?
Scrabble!
39. Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer class?
It kept hitting the paws button!
40. What's a cat's favorite hobby?
Paw-kour!
41. Why did the cat wear a fur coat?
Because it was feline chilly outside!
42. What do you call a cat who's a singer?
A meow-stro!
43. Why did the cat join the circus?
It heard they had a purr-forming arts program!
44. What's a cat's favorite book?
The Great Catsby!
45. Why did the cat bring a mirror to the party?
It wanted to see its purr-fect reflection!
46. What's a cat's favorite type of plant?
Cat-nip!
47. Why did the cat bring a suitcase to the airport?
It was going on a purr-lane adventure!
48. What's a cat's favorite instrument?
The purr-cussion!
49. Why did the cat sit on the clock?
It wanted to be on time for its next cat nap!
50. What do you call a cat who loves to bake?
A purr-fect pastry chef!
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